Reasons For Slaughter: Just to be extra mean, not because I think anyone really needs to know, let's talk about why this movie should never have been made. It's based on the Bratz dolls, which look dumb enough on their own. It's about some bad actresses that go to high school, cry a bunch, then get blown up by aliens (I wish.) All you need is a few seconds of a trailer to grasp the premise of this movie: Take money from kids too dumb to realize the movie sucks. From the few scenes I was subjected to, I can safely assure you that this is one of the worst movies ever made. Cliche, stereotypical, with absolutely horrible writing in the script, complemented perfectly by some of the dumbest, most terrible acting you'll ever see. The "Bratz" girls succeed in only one area: making you want to kill them, because they are so damn annoying. I won't subject you to an actual review, as reviews are for movies not junk. I trust you are intelligent enough to avoid this garbage and do something more productive, like practice making out with a chainsaw. Let's move on to...

If The Ninja Master Made This Movie: Alright, this is my version of Bratz: The Movie. First off, these four girls start whining about nonsense. A spaceship crashes nearby, and suddenly a humongous alien named Brooga jumps out and eats them. The end.