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Review by The Ninja Master I always found Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force funny, but this movie proves that not everything translates well to the big screen. THINGS THIS MOVIE CONTAINED: A fiery chicken running around, an exercise machine from the future, Dr. Weird THINGS THIS MOVIE DID NOT CONTAIN: Bowser from Mario, Blue Whale mating rituals, sanity. Untrue Fact: Farmers in the 14th Century used to grow beard hair on talking Meatloaf, then trim it and use it to make their coats. The Review: This movie does exactly what the show does: it gets ridiculous and makes less sense every second. That's the appeal of it. When Master Shake (A human sized talking Milkshake) gets into trouble with his outlandish claims, I laugh. And so did I laugh when the same happened in the movie. The difference is, in the television show the episodes are about 10 minutes long. They build to a ridiculous climax, ending randomly and usually cracking you up. Because this is a feature length film, the ridiculousness just keeps building, and you really start to get bored after awhile. A film can only get so ridiculous for so long before there is no plot and you don't care what happens. Even a hardcore fan of the TV show will find something lacking here. While some segments are absolutely hilarious, overall its not as satisfying as one or two good episodes of the series put together. The true fans should still watch this, however, as it reveals where these crazy food bastards came from. Every character from the show makes a guest appearance, with Dr. Weird featuring prominently. It's fun to find out the history on these guys, but since most of it is utter nonsense, it's not really enough to intrigue you for the 80 million hours this film seems to last. Funny at the beginning and in certain other parts, you'll soon grow tired of watching this movie. As much as I love the characters, the shows formula works far better in short bursts. If you are really in love with the show, you'll still enjoy watching this, but you will be let down. If you have never seen the show, or worse, don't even like the show, don't even think about watching this film. Complaints: There were no Nostril Demons from the planet Nosehair. That's about the only thing random enough NOT appear in this movie. On a side note: The Ninja Master actually created Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad to do his laundry. When they proved useless, he ate them with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Sththththth!
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