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The Great Ninja Manuscript Ninja Sandwhich Mastery teaches us that Silence is the worst attack, Violence always prevails over Silence. Also, suprise is the element of Suprising your opponent. For example if there is a Kid (sworn enemies of the Ninja Clan) standing outside a tree, BAM ATTACK quick before he even knows that you exist, that way in the future he can never grow up to be your sworn enemy because now he is long perished in the fires of the Great Chicken Retribution. And now we must move on to the rest of the Legendary Journeys of the Ninja Sandwhich Master. "Walk upside down, but don't fall on your head, or you look like a dumbass and girls won't talk to you" -Ancient Ninja Proverb Once upon a Time in YOUR FACE O'CLOCK! That is not a movie but it should be, I would be the star and just kill everyone and eat them, Rarrarrarr thats right with monsters and evil and flying donkeys with grenades for faces, then more monsters and Ninjas flying around everywhere, explosions and Undead Sandwhiches, 5 hour Love Scene between Chicken Sandwhich and Double Cheeseburger (both plain of course, I'm not a pervert with the Tomato Onion stuff). Now you are talking about a good movie! But seriously, blablabla donkeykongjr. "Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky? Cause it looks like it hurt, you're all fucked up looking, you dirty ugly bitch-douche!" -Ancient Ninja Proverb Many Moons ago I read the Great Scroll of the Sandwhich, the ancient manuscript of the Dark Clan of the Ninja Sandwhiches, of which I am the only member to ever exist. Even longer ago than the long ago time, I wrote the scroll myself, but it was not until many years later, after the great Battle in which I fought a pile of Laundry that I discovered my own scroll hidden deep at the bottom of the Lake of the Floor, laying where I had left it so many years ago. At last I could read this great secret manuscript that I had hidden from myself, because I felt I was not ready to read my great teachings. Before I could read the scroll it vanished into thin air, then magically it was in my mouth and I devoured it, then something happened, and more stuff, and I possibly read it, but I'm not sure because it's so secret my mind forgot to protect myself from the mysteries of the Deep. Beware! "Never eat vegetables. NEVER SURRENDER TO THE VEGETABLE KING!" -Ancient Ninja Proverb
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