Are you a Ninja? Take the Ninja Quiz and Find Out!
This is a quiz to see if you are a Ninja. It is 100% accurate.
Question 1. Are you a ninja?
a. Yes
b. False
c. NINJAATTACKFLYINGJUAMOQWDJWQHDKJWqjhwdq
d.
e. No
Ok, thats it for the quiz. Check below to get your results!
A: You are obviously delusional and THINK you are a ninja...more like WISH you were a ninja, but you will never master the ways of The Ninja Master. You're pathetic and you should die right now. Commit suicide immediately because your code of honor has been violated by suckyness. HA! ninjas have no code of honor, but you didnt know that did you? Because you are not a Ninja! You sicken me, you filthy Ninja-wishing douchelover. Go sit on some train tracks.
B: If you chose this answer you were either confused, stupid, or very very stupid. Also, you might just be stupid. Either way, you deserve to die. Lock yourself in the freezer and say bye bye to society.
C: Ahhh, so you chose this one. You are obviously completely insane! The mark of a true Ninja! In your dreams. Did you really think that YOU could become a Ninja just by choosing some crazy shit that I made up off the top of my head for no reason? WRONG! It takes centuries of hard work and the murdering of many innocent people, as well as flying and eating and watching tv, etc etc you could NEVER do it. Pathetic. You're such a jackass trying to be cool and choosing the stupid answer, I bet you were going "haha I totally know this is the rite answer nice try Mr. Ninja Master Sir. " Disgusting. Chew on a few Cyanide capsules and toss yourself in a trash can.
D: This answer is blank. If you chose this, you were probably thinking "oh this is some zen thing the correct answer is nothingness." Well I hate to tell you but you're WAY off, i mean how stupid would you have to be to choose a blank answer? What a dumbass...like someone THAT messed up could ever be a Ninja. "Oh but its zen!!! nothingness!!!" bla bla shut up my eyelids have more Ninja Style than you could ever dream of achieving in your lifetime. Jump in a hot tub full of poisonous toads and say goodnight.
E: So you made it this far. It has been quite a journey! You are probably thinking, oh well this MUST be the right answer, it's the only one left! WRONG! INCORRECT!!!! What kind of Ninja is sitting at home taking a Ninja quiz on the computer? And on the quiz, they choose NO as their answer??? What the hell? Or maybe you chose the answer No because you KNOW you're not a ninja...well then why are you taking this quiz? Oh man...im going to Jump Kick 10,000 extra children tonight just cause you pissed me off. A real Ninja doesnt take this quiz, because they're too busy flying around, murdering people, doing jump kicks, or making stupid quizes that just insult people no matter what they choose. This is the essence of the true Ninja Master. Please turn on a ceiling fan, place a trampoline under it, and see if you can jump high enough to rid the world of your own foolishness.
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