A Gruesome Love Story

This boy had always had a crush on this girl in his class, ever since kindergarden. Unfortunately, she never even noticed him. Then one day, he pulled out a huge ass samurai sword and brought it to class with him. Everyone was like "what the fuck??!!!" and then suddenly he began to murder everyone. One kid had his ribs tore out, another kid's spine flew through the air and landed in the classroom fishtank. The teacher got impaled and collapsed on the floor, coughing up blood. Children were running screaming in all directions, but the boy was guarding the door so nobody could escape. Blood filled the classroom, drenching the carpet until it was a dark shade of red. Everywhere you looked there were body parts flying, until at last only the Girl remained, huddled in the corner, shivering, with her hands covering her face. The room was a nightmare. Empty eye sockets in half torn faces stared out blankly. Intestines wrapped about the rafters and desks were sinister and mocking, playing the part of decorations. The walls were covered with the blood streaked hand prints of children, trying desperately to cling to life as they fell crying and hopeless to the blood drenched carpet.

Finally the little boy approached the girl he had been secretly in love with all these years. "You dirty little slut!" he screamed. "I just wanted you to notice me...and you never did, yet you slept with every single guy in the school except for me!!!! I HATE YOU!"

"I didnt sleep with you because...because I was afraid to ask you out. I had a crush on you all this time!"

Now the little boy began to cry, and he threw his sword to the ground. He dropped to his knees. "Oh my god...I never knew..."

Suddenly the little slut grabbed his sword and in one swift and brilliant arc, she sent the Boy's head flying across the classroom. His headless body remained kneeling for a few moments, before toppling over into a puddle, making a sickly splash. The Girl started laughing. "What a dumbass...I never slept with you because you're such a loser!"

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