Ninja Nonsense

I once caught this show called Kickyourface, but then I realized it wasn't a show, I was just kicking you in the face repeatedly. It's on all day. Everyday.

"Never sleep naked, you may need to strangle someone with your underwear."

-Ancient Ninja Proverb

I have heard that you exist, but I don't believe it because I heard from myself when I talked in my sleep, and I know from past experience that I never tell the truth (even right now I am lying as I type this).

"This is a lie."

-Ancient Ninja Proverb

Charmander is a rapist, I just want to get that out there, no I do not know from experience and please do not plunder my secret thoughts. I had a hero once, but I think it was myself in a previous life, currently overlapping my present life, since I am immortal and eternal. It was long ago, Longer ago than anyone or Me or even the great Yong Tong (who is so old he does not even exist) can remember.

"Shut up, rhinocerous lips!"

-Ancient Ninja Proverb

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