Oceans 13

Review by The Ninja Master

Oceans 13 is actually fun and enjoyable, a welcome surprise after Oceans 12 (aka drown me please.)

THINGS THIS MOVIE DID NOT CONTAIN:  Beethoven, a flood of Alphabet Soup, the Tyrannosaurus Rex from Jurassic Park.  Untrue Fact:  Oceans 12 was so bad because the script was stolen by Sloto, the robot Slot Machine from the future.

The Review:  The plot: A bunch of big stars rob Al Pacino.  That's the short version.  You probably know what to expect.  The plans are elaborate and fun, and the dialogue is witty.  That is, of course, where the movie is made.  The actors are lots of fun to watch, and if you enjoy your basic "big ridiculous plan to make ultimate heist" type movies, you'll love this one too.  They seem to be enjoying themselves, and so did I.  It delivers on what it promises, plus you get a giant fake nose on Matt Damon.  Other than that, nothing new or groundbreaking here.

Complaints:  Matt Damon's fake nose should have turned out to be a sentient life form, which proceeded to take over the earth, enslave mankind, and cover the galaxy in Mucous.  But I digress.

On a side note: The Ninja Master once robbed every Casino in Vegas, on accident.  He's just that good.  He returned all the money, but with his own face on the bills.

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